theropoda
incarnon

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

incarnon

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every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

incarnon

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

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subjectligma

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

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BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

powerburial
powerburial

Menacing Guy: I am going to kill you.

Me: well, I appreciate the transparency. Not happy about this, obviously, but most people wouldn't even have the decency to be straight up with me about it.